Born March 17th, 2009
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So Peggy was in town again this weekend in order to celebrate her birthday.
You see that is what Emma does, she books weekends with people to celebrate birthdays. She is kinda like a hot commodity when it comes to celebrating your birthday. Emma likes to think that she does society a service by gracing birthday parties with her presence, so if you would like to celebrate your birthday with Emma please be sure to call ahead as she books quickly. Also she only is available for birthday celebrations if you are attractive.
Back to the weekend: So Peggy was in town as was our good friend Melissa Satterwhite. This weekend was the first chance that Melissa had to see Emma, and boy was she excited about it. The weekend was filled with the standard amount of lazy with a dash of incredible. Fun and sleep and pizza were had by all (except Emma).
Kevin made a stop by as well because,... well why not
My 30th birthday is dangerously close, and I happen to be extremely attractive. May I please have Emma at my birthday celebration? Pretty please?
ReplyDeleteYes she has reviewed your application and accepts
ReplyDeleteHmmm. I wonder if I will be able to cover Emma's traveling expenses, as I feel quite confident that both of us (Dave included) are attractive enough to attempt to book Emma for OUR joint 30th birthdays, coming up in September. Everyone will be jealous of our birthday party, of course, if Emma is there.
ReplyDeleteAll of you are so attractive Emma would love to do all the said birthdays listed. Haha thanks for the comments who knows where Josh comes up with this stuff!! ;)
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