This is how a baby is supposed to eat.

Listen up you babies.
I am going to show you the proper way of eating what Mommy gives you

Start by inspecting every single piece of food. You know for quality
and stuff....

Remember to turn each piece over in your hand to make sure that nothing is hidden underneath

If you do that occasionally you will find surprises. Which are fun!

Remember that when you do actually end up eating to to appear smirky

Remember to finish or your tongue will fall out! AHHHH

There you have it! The perfect eating guide. Demonstrated by Emma